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Here's a word for Peter.. irksome.

Byline: Kevin O'Sullivan

SAFARI so bad as Insania Boy took his camera-shy girlfriend Emily (flick that hair, purse those lips) on an exciting adventure to Kenya... unaware that she used to live there.

Another riveting instalment of ITV2 masterpiece Peter Andre: My Life featuring our lovestruck heroes savouring their romantic quality time away from it all... with the camera crew.

After being conveniently spotted by some African fans (really?), global superstar Pete declared: "To be recognised in most parts of the world is awesome."

Later he saw a herd of elephants and gasped: "Oh my gosh, those are awesome..."

Thanking their genial guide Paul, grateful Pete gushed: "Ah mate, that was awesome."

On seeing a pride of lions, his considered opinion was: "This is awesome."

And when articulate Pete hiked up to the mountains he had no qualms announcing: "This is awesome."

Word of advice Mr Andre... get a vocabulary.

This isn't just drivel. It's awesomely repetitive drivel...


So shy... Andre and Emily
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Title Annotation:Features; Opinion, Column
Publication:Sunday Mirror (London, England)
Date:May 19, 2013
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