Health: ME AND MY HUBBY ARE POLES APART...; ASK ANNA SHE'S THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.
Now he's read that stars like Madonna and Celine Dion have got a craze for limbo dancing, he's pestering me to take it up. He says it'll tone up my tum after our baby (born three monthsago) and he thinks it'll be sexy viewing! When I said I had enough to do without knocking-up limbo pole stands, he said he'd do it for me. I laughed that off but he's actually been down to B&Q to buy the stuff. I just don't know what to make of all this.
JACQUI, Bearwood A ON past performance, he won't know what to make of the stuff he's bought from B&Q, Jacqui!
I wonder if his limbo lust is the result of getting mixed up with Jodie Marsh and Kate Moss's pole-dancing?
It's certainly blinded him to the indelicacy of reminding a new mum of her slack tum.
Still, play your cards right, Jacqui, and you'll never have to handle a hammer or power drill again! With your expert advice, you can turn the limbo kit into a first play frame.
Just be sure the structure isn't too heavy -and insist that he tries it out first!
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|Publication:||Sunday Mercury (Birmingham, England)|
|Date:||Sep 7, 2003|
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