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He's oversold and over there.

Byline: Shari Low

THIS week's esteemed P.I.S.H. award (Presenter Is Struggling Here) goes to Piers Morgan, to soften the flak he's had over his CNN chat show.

Even previous host Larry King has been taking pot-shots.

Commenting on the hype, Larry says: "I think he may have been oversold."

Piers Morgan - aiming for the iconic status of Frost, King and Parky. Achieving the same status as shellsuits, fake tan spray and Uggs.

The country may be facing its worst ever unemployment crisis, but it's good to see the monarchy doing its bit to ease the pain.

The cards went up in the job centre this week for a vacancy in the Buck Palace travel department. It pays pounds 75,000 to cut the cost of royal jollies.

Applicants must have a travel background, financial aptitude and the strength to sit on Air Miles Andy every time he fancies a Chinook to nip to the golf course.

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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Feb 24, 2011
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