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Giggles & snickers.

How do basketball players stay cool?

They have a lot of fans.

Mackenzie S., 9

Michigan

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel!

Thomas L., 10

Alberta, Canada

Why was the popcorn kernel famous?

Because it was a pop star!

Elisabeth A., 9

North Carolina

What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

Hope L., 11

Indiana

Why didn't the skeleton go to soccer practice?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Kira H., 10

Illinois

What do you call a pear that takes care of children?

An o-pear (au pair).

Carlie M., 9

Connecticut

Knock, knock.

Who's there? Tom Sawyer.

Tom Sawyer who?

Tom Sawyer (saw your) underwear!

Selah N., 10

Indiana

DO YOU KNOW A JOKE? CAN YOU DRAW A FUNNY PICTURE TO GO WITH IT?

If so, email them to Lia@uskidsmags.com or snail mail them to "Giggles & Snickers," Jack and Jill, P.O. Box 567, Indianapolis, IN 46206. (Please draw on unlined paper. Submissions become the property of U.S. Kids.)

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Date:Mar 1, 2013
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