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What invention enables you to see through the thickest walls? The window. How long does a candle take to burn down? About one wick. Why is a river lazy? Because it seldom gets out of its bed. What's black and white and goes round and round? A puffin in a revolving door. How can you tell if there's an elephant in the refrigerator? You can't shut the door. What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid. Which musical instrument could be used for fishing? A cast-a-net.
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:Sunday Mail (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Jan 24, 2010
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