Football: predator - Scholes sets sights on a place in Europe.
The United striker, whose vision problems have ended his season, is taking his family to Euro Disney rather than Cardiff.
Insert your own "swapping one Mickey Mouse outfit for another" jokes here.
Meanwhile, any Uni ted fans beginning to think 2006 is cursed had better steer clear of the club's official calendar.
It was printed long before Roy Keane's acrimonious departure, so the Celtic midfielder appears on the first page as Mr January. Gabriel Heinze, ruled out for the season in September, is the featured player for February.
Naturally, Mr March - and you're probably already ahead of us here - is the luckless Alan Smith.
All of which is making Rio Ferdinand, who features on April's page, a wee bit nervous.
But there's good news for England fans. Wayne Rooney doesn't appear in the cursed calendar until August.
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|Publication:||The Mirror (London, England)|
|Date:||Feb 25, 2006|
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