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Follow my leader.

I WAS brought up to emulate the example of my elders and betters, to respect and try to imitate our leaders in all fields and to learn from the wisdom of those more learned than I. Accordingly, Papworth plc is now registered on Rockall and all my assets, such as they are, are held in a trust with the Dogger Bank who should, in future, be applied to for settlement of any of my bills, tax or otherwise.

I shall, of course, continue to use the NHS, roads and education facilities and expect protection from the fire service, police and armed forces whenever necessary because they will all be funded by someone else.

I am sure that our captains of commerce and industry and a whole pack of world leaders will be very proud of me.

Sue Papworth Huddersfield

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Publication:Huddersfield Daily Examiner (Huddersfield, England)
Date:Apr 9, 2016
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