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Fiona: Mel-adjusted.


SEEING as the England wives and girlfriends are Daily Mirror fans, I just want to let them know they're doing us proud.

Girls, we love seeing what you're wearing, where you're shopping, and which table you'll end up dancing on next. If the boys look as good on the football field as you do off it, there'll be no-one to beat us.

Just one thing. Can you look after poor Theo's girl, Melanie? She's in a grotty hotel, she's been seen in a Ford Fiesta and is in danger of letting the side down. Plus her handbag's only worth pounds 40. Do something, now!
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Jun 17, 2006
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