DAVID Blaine, the attention-seeking illusionist memorably and accurately described by Sir Paul McCartney as "that **** in a box".
Whilst he undoubtedly remains a ****, Blaine has swapped the box for a giant goldfish bowl filled with water, where he'll stay for seven days before escaping.
Ooh, do you see what he's done there? They say being a celebrity is like living in a goldfish bowl, so he's doing it literally. Gosh, he's deep. Now, where's a giant cat when you need one?