Entertainment Email: Lohan: How to ming an Oscar.
WINNING an Oscar is the ultimate accolade for any movie star - but starlet Lindsay Lohan reckons she's got it sussed.
The foxy actress - star of Oscar-free teen flick Mean Girls - says all Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman had to do was look minging.
Lindsay, 18, said: 'With movies now, it's very easy for a girl to dumb herself down or look ugly, or be naked, a lesbian or gain weight.
'Those are the ones that win Oscars.' Kidman sported a massive prosthetic conk for The Hours while Theron porked up and looked scary as a killer lesbian in Monster.
Acid-tongued Lindsay did have kind words for one star - but then she'll need all the pals she can get in Hollywood after this outburst.
She said: 'The only one who didn't have to do that was Julia Roberts - and she never took her clothes off.'
And here were we thinking Julia's cleavage was the stand-out performance in Erin Brockovich.
Ugly talk: Lindsay