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Elvis did this once, too.

Forensic psychiatrists and gastroenterologists could not arrive in time to undo the carnage, reported by the Associated Press, wherein a Doberman visiting a London children's museum chewed, mauled, and destroyed hundreds of stuffed animals, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, who was known for chewing, mauling, and swallowing darn near everything else. The collection included teddy bears almost 100 years old. Fortunately, none of the animals was stuffed with barbiturates or fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches. A candlelight vigil is reportedly being held at the museum where the incident occurred, which is called Wookey Hole Caves. With a name like that, you have to expect a few crazed rampaging animals. The value of the destroyed property was about $900,000, not counting the Doberman. (Actually, "Barney" was merely wrestled into submission.) Real animal, 1; fake animals, 0.
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Title Annotation:INDICATIONS; Elvis Presley's stuffed animals at the Wookey Hole Caves
Publication:Internal Medicine News
Article Type:Brief article
Geographic Code:4EUUK
Date:Sep 1, 2006
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