Elvis did this once, too.
Forensic psychiatrists and gastroenterologists could not arrive in
time to undo the carnage, reported by the Associated Press, wherein a
Doberman visiting a London children's museum chewed, mauled, and
destroyed hundreds of stuffed animals, including one once owned by Elvis
Presley, who was known for chewing, mauling, and swallowing darn near
everything else. The collection included teddy bears almost 100 years
old. Fortunately, none of the animals was stuffed with barbiturates or
fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches. A candlelight vigil is
reportedly being held at the museum where the incident occurred, which
is called Wookey Hole Caves. With a name like that, you have to expect a
few crazed rampaging animals. The value of the destroyed property was
about $900,000, not counting the Doberman. (Actually, "Barney"
was merely wrestled into submission.) Real animal, 1; fake animals, 0.