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Early bath for Tim's mateys; JUST SAYING! Rachael Bletchly.

Byline: Rachael Bletchly

SO, bath or shower? Tory MP Tim Loughton sparked the debate after revealing he spends an hour in the tub every morning just thinking and doing "mindfulness".

Personally I enjoy both.

ch y But showers are so much quicker when you're rushing to get to work to earn an honest crust, pay your taxes and make sure the member for East Worthing and Shoreham can afford his 60-minute soak in Matey bubbles.

t me 's e claims 662 in Because in the past two years the Tory wet's London expense have included PSwater bills and PS640 for electricity.

e is tful lame rubber duck Which got me thinking that Loughton and his party are a frightful shower, led by a whose premiership is swiftly going down the plug hole.

And hopefully, they'll ALL be taking an early bath very soon.

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Publication:The People (London, England)
Date:Oct 22, 2017
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