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Don't watch me, I'm not a television! THE THINGS THEY SAY...

IRENE VICTORIA PALLIN: My three-year-old grandson was dancing on the chair and I was watching him. He said to me "Don't watch me, I'm not a TV."

DAWN DIGNAM: My son brought my granddaughter into work to see me and my colleague said to my granddaughter: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" My granddaughter's reply was: "An adult." KATHLEEN HOLLIDAY: My grandson wanted to know why water is wet!

HELEN AMOS-SMITH: Our son Mason said to me the other day "Mum, when you and dad go to heaven, do I get the iPad?" Thanks son! JANINE CUNNINGHAM: When my son Shay was two it was raining one day when he was out with his grandma and his grandma started singing "We're singing in the rain" to this my little boy Shay said: "Oh grandma can't you sing a sunny song instead?" MELANIE WILLIAMS: My girls always have me in stitches but Grace has come out with too many and probably some not appropriate. Her latest at five-years-old: I asked her what she would like to be when she grows up, she said a mummy. So I asked apart from a mummy? She said: "Well, I did want to be the police but I want to be a mummy. I said you can still be a police woman when you're a mummy." She said: "Don't be silly how am I suppose to chase the baddies with a pram!" EVELYN O'SHAUGHNESSY: When my granddaughter made a funny remark I asked her "Where did that come from?" Her reply: "From out of my mouth nan." She was about six.

online Log on to for the latest news CLAIRE LOUISE: My daughter is in panto with Linda Nolan and came out the other day and said "Omg mum, Linda Nolan looks exactly like her pictures."

LIN CONNOR: Picking my grandson up from schools, I asked if he had a good day he said yes thanks, did you have a good day at work? He then asked his granddad "Have you had a good day doing nothing?"

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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:Liverpool Echo (Liverpool, England)
Date:Dec 21, 2014
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