"Give your morning a little boost with your morning favorites made mini," says the TV ad for Jimmy Dean Loaded Sausage Bites.
"No fork, no plate, no trouble."
And no ... or at least not a lot of ... real food. Take the Meat Lovers Sausage, Egg, Cheese & Bacon bites.
Jimmy whips them up out of ingredients you'd find in your pantry. You know: pork, water, potassium lactate, textured soy protein concentrate, enzyme modified cheddar cheese, gum acacia, natural flavors, sorbitol, xanthan gum, lactose, egg, soybean oil, nonfat milk, corn starch, potassium sorbate, nisin preparation, powdered cellulose, sodium phosphates, sodium erythorbate, sodium nitrite, sodium diacetate, sodium lactate, salt, sugar, MSG, and more.
They're practically homemade!
Bonus: Each plastic cup delivers 9 grams of saturated fat (half a day's worth) and 840 milligrams of sodium (a third of a day's max), but only 290 calories.
That leaves room for some of Jimmy's other breakfast products! You've got your Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick, your Stuffed Hash Browns, your Casserole Bites, Biscuit Roll-Ups, Breakfast Nuggets, Breakfast Burritos, Sausage Skillets, and more.
"For those busy mornings that need the perfect breakfast," says the website.
Perfect for Jimmy's bottom line, that is.