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Destined for star-dumb.

Byline: KEVIN O'SULLIVAN

To "the chaos of Boot Camp" (their words, not mine) where nothing of any interest was going down... so they picked on a poor little loser.

What a stroke of luck that The X Factor's ever-vigilant cameras just happened to catch fall guy Ryan Ruckledge heading for the bar to drown his musical sorrows in wine, beer and "double voddies".

Then he was ritually slaughtered by the Dark Lord who harrumphed: "You made yourself look like a complete and utter idiot." No, Mr Cowell... YOU made him look like a complete and utter idiot.

"Tell Simon to stick his show!" stormed Ryan, echoing the thoughts of the many millions who no longer watch it.

After the awful auditions, a tawdry two-hour shambles as the dreary judges watched strange singing races and told everyone to work as a team but to think only of themselves. Eh? While ghost hosts Caroline Flack and Olly Murs grappled for even less screen time, the woeful wannabes spewed their soul-destroying cliches and dreamed of the kind of superstardom achieved by last year's winner...

What was his name again? Anyone?

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Publication:Sunday Mirror (London, England)
Date:Sep 27, 2015
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