Cracking the whip.
I WOULDN'T dream of joking about lesbian shadow Commons leader Angela Eagle's sexuality.
I would not dare say the PM is not really her type. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean.
Because if I did I would be accused of being a sexist pig and face calls for my round bits to be carted off for bowling balls.
The only person who can get away with cracking gags like that about Angela is Angela. And when she told exactly that joke at the Labour conference, everyone laughed.
But funny, isn't it, how the dividing line between funny and offensive now depends not on what is said but who is saying it?