Could you be related, Nat?
But the unkindest comment of all those came from a friend of mine who slunk over to mine last Saturday night to watch the ex-EastEnder strutting her not inconsiderable stuff after his own goggle box had blown a gasket.
It came during the footage of our Nat dancing in rehearsals with her partner Vincent Simone, the Italian stallion being heard at one point to turn to her and remark: "Ciao, bella."
To which my mate added: "Yeah, Bella bloody Emberg!" Harsh, that.
NO COMPARISON: Natalie, left, and Bella, right