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Come on Toni, show a bit of class! KAT'S WHISPERS Kat Keogh gets her claws into celebrity culture.

JUST over 12 months ago, her bed-hopping husband was public enemy number one.

But what a difference a year makes in the world of Toni and John Terry.

While most wives would chuck a cheating husband out with last season's cast-offs, silly old Toni has clung onto her meal ticket like a sale shopper homing in on a cut-price pair of Louboutins.

When rumours abounded that the father of her two children had been playing away with his England teammate's ex-missus, public sympathy for Toni soared. A friend told a red-top just days after Terry's alleged affair with Wayne Bridge's ex Vanessa Perroncel was revealed: "She's sobbing and raging.

"I have never seen Toni like this. She is in pieces. She really means it about the divorce."

But when push came to prenup, 29-year-old Toni got cold feet and welcomed her hubby back into the family fold.

So forgive us Toni if we feel a bit cheated (geddit?) at seeing pictures of you and your beloved frolicking around in the surf while on a family holiday.

Abu Dhabi, boasting seven-star hotels and more celebs than you can shake a camel at, is hardly a deserted cove for a private getaway.

And judging by the ill-fitting mankini Toni was sporting, this was a couple dying to be noticed.

But for all the poolside cuddles and snogging in the surf, you'll have a job convincing me that this relationship isn't as fake as your average WAG's cleavage.

Let's look at the evidence, shall we? John Terry is rich, obviously, and talented - you have to give him that.

Good role model? Er, next question.

Handsome? I've seen lifers at Winson Green Prison with less weather-beaten faces than John Terry. Have a bit of dignity, Toni, and get rid.

And put a sarong on while you're at it.
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Date:Jun 12, 2011
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