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Carole Malone's column: Sutch a bunch of Lib Dims.

Byline: Carole Malone

OH dear and there we were thinking the Lib Dems could be this country's second party. Well forget that, because just hours into their conference they decided that no-one under 16 should be able to buy a goldfish, that first-time burglars and druggies should get community service and that seven-year-olds should be forced to learn about transsexuals, sexually-transmitted diseases, gay sex and contraception - all before they've learned their five-times table.

After years of thrashing about in the wilderness it's clear the Lib Dems are so shocked to have finally got our attention that they've come up with a bunch of policies that would've been insulting even to the late, great Screaming Lord Sutch.
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:Sunday Mirror (London, England)
Date:Sep 28, 2003
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