COWELL SPOTS A MIRROR DURING LIVE TV SHOW.
LAST week Christine Bleakley gave her One Show co-host Adrian Chiles (who is clearly trying to hide his lust for her behind that sad beard) the sublime male putdown when she said: "He's like a brother to me."
At least I thought it was sublime until she delivered an even more chilling slap to the groin of her boyfriend Frank Lampard: "He contents me very much." Have we stumbled on the ultimate male ego-crusher and organ-shrinker? And can we arrange for her to meet Simon Cowell?