CHOICE; FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 18.
Sarah Millican Hijacks Deal Or No Deal C4, 8pm
For the past decade, Noel Edmonds has hosted this crackers, addictive, open-the-box, gotta have a system, game show.
Tonight, Sarah M is in charge while Noel's in the crazy chair, playing for half a mil for charity. Betcha a tenner she says she'd like to spank the banker...
Alan Carr: Chatty Man C4, 10.15pm
More disgusting drinks, more amazing guests (are the two related?) Drew Barrymore and Toni Collette talk about their latest film Miss You Already; Carly Rae Jepsen performs her new single and Keith Lemon drops into chat about the new Celebrity Juice.
We're surprised that beard hasn't got its own show