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CAROLE MALONE: New boob for Parky.

Byline: CAROLE MALONE

MICHAEL Parkinson says he won't shy away from asking the Beckhams about David's affair if they agree to appear on his ITV chat show.

No, I'm sure he won't. The question is whether he has the guts to rip apart their predictable and ridiculous denials. If the grovelling Parky, who in the presence of the Beckhams behaves like a fawning sycophant, challenges them in the same way he challenged Posh about her fake balloon boobs then be prepared for the kind of PR whitewash we have come to expect from the manipulative Posh.

As Michael swallowed her denials about her boob job without so much as a whimper (his question should have been, "Tell me, Posh, how is it the more weight you lose the bigger your boobs get?"), how daft is he going to look when they tell him the affair was a figment of Rebecca Loos's imagination and that they've never been happier.

NB: For your info Michael, Posh had her boob job at the Wellington Hospital on September 4, 1999 . And had you done your homework and not taken the word of that silly fantasist - you'd have been able to stop her making you look silly).
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:Sunday Mirror (London, England)
Date:Aug 29, 2004
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