Bushell on The Box: HOT ROT.
HOT on TV: early Alan Partridge on The Day Today... Dossa and Joe... Survivor, now the bitching and scheming has really kicked in... and Auf Wiedersehen, Pet - still funny, still popular. So a big Oz-style up yours, man, to snooty twerp A.A. Gill, who predicted no-one would be watching by episode three.
ROT: the endless morons on Airline. Listen - if you arrive at an airport late, without your passport or with kids who aren't yours, you WON'T GET ON THE PLANE. Get it?... Ruby Wax - completely wrong for morning telly (or any other time)... and RI:SE - more like a series of WHYS, the biggest one being why did C4 axe one of TV's most established brands Big Breakfast for this banality fest?