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Byline: Brain READE

WHAT a wonderful story about the student who bought a packet of ham only to find the words "dog shit" listed on the ingredients.

The company are mortified that those words ended up on their packets.

Possibly because if everyone gets to hear of the added ingredient, there'll be a stampede for the stuff.

Let's be honest, these cheap processed meats are 80 per cent water, so a bit of dog shit might add some taste. And tone down your breath.

In fact, when other firms hear about this novel idea of spicing up bland meat, it could lead to a competitive frenzy.

So prepare yourself for the following TV advert: "This isn't just dog shit, it's hand-picked Marks & Spencer King Charles cavalier spaniel dog shit."
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Feb 2, 2006
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