Brian Reade: And so to the five big questions of the week?
1THIS Sudan 1 food dye scare. Can the chief medical officer now force Pot Noodle to change its slogan to "the STD-infected slag of all snacks"?
2POOR Anthea Turner, below. Last week she broke her ankle on a Swiss skiing trip and this week she was
rammed by a car on the M25. As bad news always comes in threes, what are the chances of the Jobcentre calling her in for an assessment next week?
3PRINCESS Diana "fans" distraught that they may soon have to pray for Camilla Parker Bowles in state prayers. Surely if they are still "fans" of a rich stranger who died almost eight years ago, shouldn't they be praying for themselves?
4THIS police chief's idea to make it illegal for footballers to swear on the field of play. If enough people support it will Labour appoint a F*** Tsar? And will Alastair Campbell accept the job?
5CHANNEL 4 asking viewers to name the vilest building in Britain which they plan to demolish. The criteria being that it's a building which "blights lives" and "sucks the atmosphere" out of communities. What's the point of a vote? Why not take a JCB to the Big Brother house right now?
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|Publication:||The Mirror (London, England)|
|Date:||Feb 24, 2005|
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