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Brian Reade: A whole 'lotte of fun.

Byline: Brian Reade

A ST David's Week tribute to the Greatest Living Taff, Charlotte Church, who still lives in Cardiff rather than London or LA.

Who says her gran wouldn't let her vote anything but Labour. Who gets drunk, consistently, with her oldest mates.

Who, we learnt last weekend, likes to have sex three times a day. And who had the balls to give a right hook to the lowest form of human life: the kiss-and-tell merchant.

Ah, Charlotte, if only you'd kneed Dame Shirley Bassey in the mouth as she curtsied to the Queen at that Buck House party on Tuesday you'd be the Greatest Taff since Owain Glendower.
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Mar 3, 2005
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