Boy gets collared.
A LITTLE boy is on a bus and doesn't realise he is sitting next to a priest.
"Hey mister, your collar is on back to front," he says.
"Yes," says the grumpy priest, "I am a father."
"So is my dad and he doesn't wear his collar back to front."
"Well, I am a father to many," replies the priest.
"So is my dad. I have seven brothers and sisters," says the lad.
The priest smiled thinly.
"Well, I am the father to hundreds, perhaps even thousands," he replied.
The little boy thought for a minute.
"Mister, if you wore your trousers back to front instead of your collar, you might not get into so much bother."