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Bless poor Dawn in Eastenders; TV CRITIC.

Byline: LIZ LAMB

Bless poor Dawn in Eastenders. With an IQ barely getting into double figures she's never going to be a member of Mensa.

All fake boobs and fur coat, as those of us 'up narf' would say. So, it's hardly surprising that she hasn't twigged that nasty Dr Mae is back in the Square to claim her rights over Dawn's daughter, Summer, and that she's the woman Jase has been decorating for.

It's all part of Mae's evil plan to claim Summer as her own and this week she came face-to face with Dawn who did what any of us would do in the same situation - run.

Quite how she could scarper across the square in her white stilletto-heeled boots is anyone's guess - and that's while carrying her toddler who, incidentally, was a very blotchy red after having an allergic reaction to fake tan which had been applied by her mother.

You would think with mental Mae chasing you, you would go into hiding and call the cops.

Not Dawn though. She barricaded herself into her home. Nothing like leading the prey straight to it's victim!

She then frantically told Jase to call the police.

Jase, who is only slightly ahead of his wife-to be in the Mensa stakes, was flummoxed and asked 'what am I going to tell them?' Eh? How about 'there is a mad woman who tried to perform a DIY caesarean on my missus so she could steal her baby chasing her around the streets?
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:Evening Chronicle (Newcastle, England)
Date:Jun 21, 2008
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