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WHAT SHOULD THE UNITED STATES DO ABOUT IRAQ?

Avoid war and ask the United Nations to inspect Iraq for weapons

Stop power-tripping and leave them alone; war is terrorism

Focus on strengthening allies before spending billions bombing assumed enemies

Stop being racist

Assassinate Saddam Hussein and liberate the people of Iraq

I don't know, but playing the "our nukes are bigger than your nukes" game is a BAD idea

I didn't realize that Lyndon Johnson was still president

Wait until Saddam makes an openly aggressive move before instigating an attack

Abandon capitalist-imperialist motives for humanitarian ones

Krispy Creme; if that doesn't work, send over Jackie Chan

- 20Below News Team
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Publication:The Register-Guard (Eugene, OR)
Geographic Code:7IRAQ
Date:Oct 28, 2002
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