Babbler loses it for split second; tvwatch.
But Andrew Castle managed to spice it up a little during the Novak Djokovic v Florian Mayer match.
The BBC babbler said to John McEnroe: "Djokovic can do the splits standing up."
There was a pregnant pause before Mac asked: "What other way can you do the splits?" Castle mumbled an explanation but Stanley Unwin - the guru of gobbledegook - would have made more sense.
GOSSIPED I can only assume Castle meant Djokovic can do the splits while holding on to a tree, or maybe a lamppost, and spreading his legs.
I saw a drunk man do that in Partick one night - and the polis took him away.
Before Serena Williams swept Mandy Minella off Centre Court, Mary Goodnight - aka Sue Barker - and Lindsay Davenport gossiped about the champion's spat with Maria Sharapova.
Mary purred: "It is a good story and I think it will rumble on."
Hopefully it does and the duo take their cat fight into the final.
I can see it now, rackets being hurled, punches thrown and it might all be settled on a jaw break.
Deep joy, as Stanley Unwin liked to say, and if that happens I'll take myself off to the pub for a bit of tilty elbow!
Tennis E Williams FOSTER'S BACK AT RANGERS PAGES 50&51
NONSENSE J Castle
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|Date:||Jun 26, 2013|
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