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BUSHELL ON THE BOX: COMMENT.

Byline: GARY BUSHELL

-BIG Mo star Laila Morse loves to sunbathe naked on nudist beaches. That's one way to stop a tsunami. If the tide went out, it'd never come back in. On the plus side, it must help keep the flies off her Mivvy.

-IN related stories, scientists say they have discovered the antidote to Viagra... and the cast of EastEnders are praying for rain this summer.

-BIG Mo spied on Minty in the shower "for the crack". I'm guessing it was a big one.

-NEW from the USA: Voice-activated TV remote controls. You tell it what you want to see and it flips channels. That's fine till you say "EastEnders omnibus" and the remote tries to slash its wrists.

-HAS Candice got what it takes to be a weather girl? Or is there too much fog between the ears?

-SEPARATED at birth: Katie Jones from Footballers' Wives and teen wizard Harry Potter? Lovely Katie has polished many a wand.

-SO vaginal tightening on Cosmetic Surgery Live - an unusual procedure. Most women who have it done stay tight-lipped about it.

-THE hardest part of a male to female sex change? Making the brain smaller and the mouth bigger.With female-to-male, it's transplanting the brain into the groin...

-SAM Dingle couldn't enter the Woolpack's Mr & Mrs Contest. His beloved answers "Baaaaa" to every question...

-SKY'S Liverpool/ Juventus coverage was like a Kojak convention. Wilkins, Vialli, Gary McCallister...Richard Keys has more hair on his hands than they have on their heads...

-BBC1 may hit back at Little Ant & Dec with Little Dick & Dom. Poor kids. How would it feel to go through life known as Little Dick? Ask Keith Chegwin...

-FIVE say they showed the first penis reduction on TV. What about Little Ant & Dec?

-YOU can now download Bushell On The Box as a radio show (and my Extreme Rock show too) from www.podshows.com.
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Publication:The People (London, England)
Date:Apr 17, 2005
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