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Anything that comes out of Hilary Duff's mouth

Not much - just pickle juice, homework, boring teachers, very bright colors, very small dogs, parrots, unidentifiable vegetables in dinner salads, shoplifters ...


When people don't stop for pedestrians - especially if I'm the pedestrian!

My relentless perfectionism

When people stand in mobs in the hallways at school - helloooo, hallways are for walking

Unexpected intruders

Boom, boom, boom ... College neighbors, ... boom, boom, boom ... when they play loud music ... boom, boom, boom ... with that repetitive bass ... boom, boom, boom ... it drives me up the wall!

Answering "Bites" questions

At the moment, mainly people who do remarkably stupid things and then get huffy when you try to stop them

The 20th Amendment - I miss the lame ducks

Mankind is significantly advantaged by the gift of thought, yet few dare to explore its innate existence

Pouring a big bowl of cereal before realizing we're out of milk

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Title Annotation:General News
Publication:The Register-Guard (Eugene, OR)
Date:Mar 20, 2006
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