BEST DISAPPEARING ACT.
Usually a wizard at sleight of hand he conjured up a world of pain for himself when he chopped half of his finger off while - ironically - attempting to fit a safety guard on a circular saw.
He then drove himself to hospital and handed over the offending fleshy pulp to medical staff who rushed him in to the nearest operating theatre.
Whether the surgeon who reattached the dangly digit uttered Daniels' catchphrase 'you'll like this, not a lot, but you'll like it', is unclear.
Nevertheless, Daniel's ever-present assistant - the lovely Debbie McGee - has now insisted her days of being sawn in half by hubby are over.
And, frankly, who can blame her.
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