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BB needs big name hunters.

Byline: KEVIN O'SULLIVAN

a violent fracas that's now the subject of a full police inquiry. Isn't that special?

No sign of the gruesome twosome at a spectacular fireworks party to mark the end of a fractious series full of obscure Americans no one has ever heard of...

Especially runner-up Austin... whose astonishing claim to fame is that he once went out with a clothes designer. Gosh.

Just an idea, but maybe next time the bookers could think about recruiting wellknown housemates.

But here's to X Factor oddball Stevi Ritchie and tearless weeper Chloe-Jasmine, who actually believe they're still going to get married.

Good luck with that...

MY FAVE LINES

The X Factor... and dud judge Rita Ora fumes: "Trust me, I'm not boring!" Trust me, you are.

Through The Keyhole... and Sara Cox muses: "I think it might be someone who's a bit fat." Hello Dom Joly.

Ahead of his inspirational victory, genial James Hill revealed: "I'd never met a celebrity before."

And, after winning the weirdest ever Celebrity Big Brother, he still hasn't.

While nice-but-earnest girls' favourite Jimmy was cantering to victory, his former housemates were distinguishing themselves on Channel 5's important discussion forum Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side.

TV fight night as the refined Farrah and the lovely Janice were involved in

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WINNER James 'Jimmy' Hill

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Date:Sep 27, 2015
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