At least he's Gord a good sense of humour.
POOR Gordon Brown. His electoral record, deficit, popularity within his own party and image problems were worse than those of Tony Blair - but at least he can say he did a better Comic Relief sketch.
Brown and Blair have both been big supporters of Red Nose Day. When George Bush was in town, every day was Brown Nose Day for Blair.
After her sick comment that "Tony excites me in all ways possible", they're organising a sponsored silence for Cherie in 2013. She just doesn't know it yet.
Comic Relief proves that the rich and the famous will do anything for a good cause.
Brown promised to take JLS down ARGENTINIAN the pub. Fearne Cotton promised she would pose in a swimsuit. Susan Boyle promised she wouldn't.
Chris Moyles entered the Guinness Book of Records for the longest-ever radio show. His 52-hour stint beat the previous record set by The Lenny Henry Show. That one only lasted half an hour but the Guinness people said it just felt longer.
COMIC TIMING: Brown