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3 Nigel Farage asking us not to utter the words "racist UKIP". Shall we just shorten it to UKKKIP then? n it 4 . ave horseeast Outrage over Pizza Express using halal meat. Would they rather have horsemeat because "at least they weren't butchered by your Muslim knives"? ered by your 5 Selfie-obsessed ex-Apprentice loser Luisa Zissman labelling Peaches Geldof selfish. Does that mean irony is now officially dead? ser Luisa g Peaches that mean y dead?
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