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And so to the 5 BIG QUESTIONS of the week.

Byline: BRIAN READE

1 White Dee necking champers in Magaluf while receiving benefits for depression. As your 6am alarm wakes you for work, how depressing is that?

2 Royal Mail botcher Vince Cable intervening in the takeover of a British drugs company by US Viagra-maker Pfizer. What are the odds we get stiffed again?

3 Nigel Farage asking us not to utter the words "racist UKIP". Shall we just shorten it to UKKKIP then?

4 Outrage over Pizza Express using halal meat. Would they rather have horsemeat because "at least they weren't butchered by your Muslim knives"?

5 Selfie-obsessed ex-Apprentice loser Luisa Zissman labelling Peaches Geldof selfish. Does that mean irony is now officially dead? ser Luisa g Peaches that mean y dead?

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Title Annotation:Features; Opinion Column
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:May 10, 2014
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