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All About Steve.

A 20th Century Fox release of a Fox 2000 Pictures presentation in association with Radar Pictures and Dune Entertainment III of a Fortis Films production. Produced by Sandra Bullock, Mary McLaglen. Executive producers, Ted Field, Nick Osborne, Trevor Engelson.

Directed by Phil Traill. Screenplay, Kim Barker. Camera (Deluxe color, Panavision widescreen), Tim Suhrstedt; editor, Virginia Katz; music, Christophe Beck; music supervisor, John Houlihan; production designer, Maher Ahmad; art director, Austin Gorg; set decorator, Gene Serdena; costume designer, Gary Jones; sound (Dolby/DTS), Jose Antonio Garcia; supervising sound editor, Donald Sylvester; visual effects supervisor, William Mesa; associate producer, Jeffrey Harlacker; assistant director, Angela Tortu; casting, Juel Bestrop, Seth Yanklewitz. Reviewed at Fox Studios, Los Angeles, Sept. 2, 2009. MPAA Rating: PG-13. Running time: 98 MIN.
Mary Horowitz          Sandra Bullock
Hartman           Thomas Haden Church
Steve                  Bradley Cooper
Angus                       Ken Jeong
Howard                      DJ Qualls
Mr. Horowitz          Howard Hesseman
Corbitt                   Keith David
Mrs. Horowitz              Beth Grant


Sandra Bullock ("The Proposal') and Bradley Cooper ("The Hangover") have both been associated with hit comedies this summer, a thought they should cling to as reviews of "All About Steve" dribble in. Misfiring on every conceivable front, it's that rarest of comedies--one whose stabs at humor fall painfully flat, while eliciting unintentional giggles every time the film seeks to be serious or deliver a message (which it actually does). Sitting through the pic is an endurance test, but its theatrical durability should be brief.

Although the title riffs on "All About Eve," there's nothing quite so grandiose about the movie, other than a climactic sequence that owes a debt to "Ace in the Hole," albeit at a deuces-and-treys level.

The one thing people might take away from the movie is that a crossword-puzzle constructor is a "cruciverbalist." Holding that modest occupation is Bullock's Mary Horowitz, who has a "Rain Man"-like grasp for useless information but not much of a social life, living with her parents while scratching out puzzles for a Sacramento newspaper.

Insulted by an elementary school class--just one example of cruelty that runs throughout the movie--Mary agrees to go on a blind date with Steve (Cooper), a cameraman for a fictional cable news network. She's instantly smitten, so much so that she devotes an entire puzzle to him (hence the title), costing Mary her job but also freeing her to stalk Steve across the country from one idiotic news story to the next.

At that point, Steve's blowhard correspondent, Hartman (Thomas Haden Church), gets involved, encouraging Mary to continue tailing them, as if Steve's just playing hard to get. She cheerfully obliges, schlepping to Arizona, Oklahoma and Colorado, where the stories include a three-legged baby, a brutal storm and finally a mine shaft cave-in.

Director Phil Traill (who has mostly worked in British TV) and writer Kim Barker (who penned another story of people failing to observe personal boundaries, the equally dismal "License to Wed") appear to have concocted these episodes less to comment on cable news' absurdity than to pad their slim, uncomfortable plot out to feature length.

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Yet nothing here adds up, and although Bullock (who also produced) plays Mary as consistently annoying, there's no rationalizing all the abuse heaped her way. Cooper's character proves utterly bland, and Church's take on the unctuous news guy makes you wonder if he'd rather jump back a couple of movies, transform into sand and quietly ooze away.

The audience, meanwhile, will be left to sit with mouths agape as the movie grinds toward its semblance of a conclusion, seeking to convey a "normal is in the eye of the beholder" lesson destined to trigger more guffaws than epiphanies.

Mary's throughout-the-movie narration gushes about the joys of crosswords, and there's a puzzle here, all right. But the only solution comes when two words (six letters) that mean "The movie's over" finally appear onscreen.
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Author:Lowry, Brian
Publication:Variety
Article Type:Movie review
Date:Sep 7, 2009
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