AT THE MOVIES.
U Supposedly the final instalment of the Shrek catalogue, Myers is back as the green ogre with the heart of gold and the trophy (ogre) wife.
Bored with domestic life, Shrek makes a deal with Rumplestiltskin in the hope that he recovers some of his va-va voom.
But careful what you wish for, because out there in aternative-reality land, there might be no wife, you might be hunted, and Rumplestiltskins are king.
And when that happens, you'll want your old life back again - just like Shrek does here. Filmed in 3D, picture entire cinema halls of kids in 3D glasses lapping this harmless escapism up. So don't miss it as it's the last in the series - probably.
WHATEVER WORKS LARRY DAVID
15 Director Woody Allen is back in New York for this rom-com. Boris Yellnikoff rants and raves to anyone who will listen to him about religion, relationshps and existence. But when he grudgingly allows a naive Mississippi runaway to live in his at, he starts to change.
LYMELIFE RORY CULKIN
15 Dubbed a comingof-age 'dramedy' - that's comedy and drama - this offbeat flick tells the story of the dangers of pursuing the American dream from the point of view of a 1970s American famiyl dealing with love, divorce and teenagers.
MACGRUBER RYAN PHILLIPPE
15 Ex-special ops man MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch enemy, who is in possession of a nuclear warhead and is prepared to use it. Our hero assembles an elite team to hunt down the villain. If you want a world saved, call in MacGruber.
GET HIM TO THE GREEK RUSSELL BRAND
15 ldous Snow (Brand) is both a brilliant musician and sex on legs. Weary of yes men and piles of money, the former frontman is searching for the meaning of life. But that doesn't mean he can't have a few orgies while he finds it.
BREATHLESS JEAN PAUL BELMONDO
PG Michel Poiccard, a small-time thief, steals a car and murders the motorcycle policeman who pursues him. Now wanted by the authorities, he renews his relationship with Patricia Franchini, an American girl studying journalism at the Sorbonne. A classic.
WHEN YOU'RE STRANGE: A FILM ABOUT THE DOORS JIM MORRISON
15 Johnny Depp, long-time Doors fan, narrates a documentary about Jim Morrison's legendary 1960s & 70s band, with rare, exclusive footage of the pioneering group. Their fans will love this.