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Byline: Des Clarke

SCIENTISTS have suggested they may be close to inventing a drug that can completely erase memories. Come on, surely it already exists. Lager.

surely it already exists. Lager.

Talking of which, a dog-only beer hit the shelves this week.

Talking of which, a dog-only beer hit the shelves this week.

Let me guess, it makes you feel ruff in the morning? Maybe it also doubles as a hangover cure for the owner - hair of the dog. My biggest disappointment? Its makers decided to call it Dog Beer when surely they overlooked another more appropriate name. Hooch. THE Pope has said the use of condoms is acceptable in certain circumstances.

Let me guess, it makes you feel ruff in the morning? Maybe it also doubles as a hangover cure for the owner - hair of the dog. My biggest disappointment? Its makers decided to call it Dog Beer when surely they overlooked another more appropriate name. Hooch. THE Pope has said the use of condoms is acceptable in certain circumstances.

Yes the Holy Father now thinks birth control is sometimes a good idea, just a few weeks after driving through the housing schemes of Glasgow.

Yes the Holy Father now thinks birth control is sometimes a good idea, just a few weeks after driving through the housing schemes of Glasgow.

Coincidence I'm sure.

Coincidence I'm sure.

The Pope was unavailable for comment. He was too busy sending emails about Hugh Dallas.

unavailable for comment. He was too busy sending emails about Hugh Dallas.
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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
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Date:Nov 27, 2010
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