A CHEEKY FAREWELL!
Finally, a very Merry Christmas to all this column's readers. And it seems fitting to end with a special message - courtesy of the Cheeky Girls' lyrics to their seasonal song Cheeky Christmas:
'Come and get your Christmas present, close your eyes and make a wish;
If you've been a really good boy, I will be your special dish;
Oh baby baby, underneath the mistletoe, oh baby baby, very sexy in the snow ;
Yeah baby baby, take the reins and hold on tight;
This could be your lucky night.'
I can't add anything to that, really.