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A Bara of laughs.

Byline: Sue Carroll

BARACK Obama wowed a star-studded audience at a Washington fundraising bash with a knock 'em dead stand-up comedy routine. Poking fun at his first 100 days as US President, he joked: "I believe my next 100 days will be so successful I will be able to complete them in 72 days - and on the 73rd day I will rest." No, no, no Gordon. Don't even think about it..

j"DO you know who I am?" England footballer "Legless" Ledley King asked a nightclub bouncer. All that wealth and adulation, and the poor bloke can't remember his own name. Sad.

jTHE latest fashion accessory for women, we're told, is a pair of pounds 220 rhinestone-encrusted knickers which implant designs on your bottom. So does cellulite, which is pain-free, permanent and costs nothing..

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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:May 12, 2009
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