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7 OF THE WORST COMPUTER JOKES; Who wants to buy a pocket computer?

A DOCTOR, a civil engineer, and an IT helpdesk expert were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.

The doctor remarked: "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so mine is the oldest profession in the world."

The civil engineer said: "But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first application of civil engineering. Therefore, mine is the oldest profession in the world."

The IT helpdesk buff leaned back in his chair and said confidently: "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?" A YOUNG man professed his desire to become a great writer.

7OF WORST COMPUTER When asked to define 'great' he said: "I want to write stuff the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for a computer firm, writing error messages.

JOKES HOW do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says on the label: "lather, rinse, repeat."

"DOCTOR, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer."

"Goodness, you had best come to my surgery right now!" "I can't! My power cable won't reach!" THE QUESTION: Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? ANSWER: Click Turpin!

QUESTION: Want to buy a pocket computer? ANSWER: No. I already know how many pockets I've got.

QUESTION: What is a computer virus? ANSWER: A terminal illness.
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:Sunday Mercury (Birmingham, England)
Date:Dec 5, 2010
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