3am: Nicole blows it.
STREWTH! Seems Nicole Kidman has got her native cobbers up in arms after she was asked to play a didgeridoo on German TV.
Aboriginal folklore says women shouldn't even touch one as it could turn them infertile. And suggesting a woman should actually sound off has had tribal elders in uproar.
Maybe Nic should have stuck to blowing her own trumpet about her latest movie Australia.
Movida 4.30am Yesterday; ROCKING REDS Ferdinand, left, and Neville, above, after team knees-up; Picture: REUTERS/MICHAELA REHLE