3AM: ROD LETS PEN STEW.
WICKED Rod Stewart's got a funny sense of humour. Funny peculiar.
The 62-year-old rocker terrified fiancee Penny Lancaster when he pretended they'd lost son Alistair, one.
Our source in the Ralph Lauren boutique in Palm Beach, Miami, tells us: "Penny was running around with Alistair, taking pictures of him. Rod was pointing his finger at loads of men's tops and the staff were running around helping."
Rod then put a jacket in front of his tot and asked Penny: "Where's the baby?"
Our spy goes on: "Penny freaked out and ran downstairs to find him. Then she heard Rod laughing and came back with a furious expression." Hilarious.