3AM: DORKY JAMES IS A FLOP STAR.
HIS new band has flopped but James Bourne reckons it was inevitable that Son Of Dork wouldn't be as big as Busted.
Talk about understatement... The moody singer - who could do with a few lessons in charm from ex-bandmate Mat t Willis - moans: "We're never going to be as successful as Busted... because we aren't on T V as much as Busted were - and we won't be." James, 22, goes on to slag off the Arctic Monkeys, telling Vibe FM: "That band were supposed to take over the world but they haven't. haven't. "They are far too overhyped and overplayed - like James Blunt." Jealous, anyone?