3AM: Chris's little titter at Maria.
THAT Chris Martin. Funny guy or what? The Coldplay frontman had 'em in stitches in the US recently when he bashed out an impromptu tribute on the piano - to Maria Carey's knockers.
Chris was asked by an American reporter if he felt Maria was "on his tail" for the distinction of having 2005's best-selling album. "She's not, but one of her boobs is," he joked before going on to croon an instant tribute...
"Mariah Carey's boobs are so nice, and she don't mess around. If she had been aboard the Titanic, there's no way that ship would have gone down." Naughty