3 funniest actuary jokes.
An actuary is walking down the corridor when he feels a twinge in his chest. Immediately, he runs to the stairwell and hurls himself down. His friend, visiting him in the hospital, asks why he did that. The actuary replies, "The chances of having a heart attack and falling down the stairs are much lower than the chances of having a heart attack only."
When a marketing officer asked an actuary why he recommended selling more life insurance policies to 98-year-olds, the actuary replied, "According to our tables, very few of them die each year."