24/7: Hooked by mouth.
Roy Keane's foul-mouthed World Cup bust-up with manager Mick McCarthy has made it into the adult comic Viz.
Billy The Fish, the Fulchester United goalkeeper who is half-man and half-fish, has also been picked to be England's keeper in the World Cup.
As the manager asks Billy to tie his shoelace, the player does the Keane take-off with a foul-mouthed rant.
Tommy the Tibetan manager finds this a touch unacceptable - and puts the fish-tailed goalkeeper on the next flight back to Fulchester.
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|Publication:||Sunday Mirror (London, England)|
|Date:||Aug 4, 2002|
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