16st of tory buffoon; Boris flattens little Toki, 10, to claim hat-trick of schoolboy victims You'd better watch out kids, here comes ..
OH NO, it's Bo-Jo - and another small child bites the dust.
If the battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton, this old Etonian's sporting endeavours are more like the charge of the (not so light) brigade.
Tory twit Johnson sent Japanese schoolboy Toki Sekiguchi, 10, flying in a game of street rugby on a visit to Tokyo.
Johnson, 51, wore a look of grim determination on his face as he bore down on the youngster.
And it seemed he hadn't grasped the idea of touch rugby, in which the person holding the ball is touched instead of tackled.
It came a year after the mayor of London and Conservative MP tripped over a nine-year-old during a football kickabout in London.
And in 2012, he crashed into an eightyear-old boy on the ski slopes while on holiday in Italy.
Stoic Toki said he felt "a little bit of pain". But pictures of him grimacing as he hit the deck told their own story.
In a speech later, Johnson said he felt "terrible" about flattening Toki but added: "That is what rugby is like."
You've been warned, kids.
CHARGE Johnson, looking grimly determined, bears down on the unsuspecting schoolboy
HEAD-ON The Tory twit barrels onwards as the schoolboy waits
GOING DOWN Johnson fails to stop and crashes to the ground
oUch But at least Johnson didn't land on Toki